HOW TO JOIN OUR LAWSUIT AGAINST THE CHEATING PATRIOTS.
To join, simply email us at email@example.com with your name, address, email and phone number and whether you are a season ticketholder OR a ticketholder to a game in Giants stadium between the Jets and Patriots.
We will file an amended complaint and will add plaintiffs.
Please be patient as we have been swamped with calls, emails and letters. We will get back to you.
To the Patriots fans, we say: keep the phone calls and email coming. We are offering free spelling and grammar lessons to Patriots fans as they plainly could use some work in that area. None of the language used can be printed here, but we have learned some new words, none suitable for children.
Our favorite comments are the ones by Patriots fans claiming their team didn't cheat, even though the NFL Commissioner found, in writing, that the Patriots broke the rules. Keep the fiction coming, Patriots fans.